Play or Get Played

Idk if something is wrong with me or not but I literally laughed out loud during the entire last few scenes of this movie. At this point bih I just might be the problem.

Why all the ugly men be habitual cheaters? First it was Jonasi from The Polygamist on Netflix and now Lorenzo. He wasn’t even cute enough for Ava to be that far gone off of him. I’m just saying. Ok ok it’s a movie, whatever lol.

Am I the only one who felt like Sheree’s sister was going to end up being one of his women too? When she rolled her eyes and started looking crazy at the table when Sheree turned around I said oh shit. That never came out to be true but I thought it though.

Why do men who cheat the most always end up being bitches when it comes to their women getting their lick back? Like shut the fuck up and man up. You wanna cheat accept the repercussions and take some accountability bitch. I’m not a man hater but men like that make my ass itch. They wanna cheat with every Kiesha, Jill, and Jane but can’t take it for their women to be out fucking Tom, Dick, Harry, and/or James, shut upppppp. Yeah yeah men can’t take it, they can’t handle this and that, yadda yadda yadda and all of that other stupid cliché ass shit ya’ll like to say. I know I know I know but it’s still whatever, sicka men always getting a pass for being bitches when they cause shit to get sticky.

Back to the movie lol…

So I thought the friend was actually going to be a good friend in the beginning. When it came out that she was messing with Lorenzo too, I was so taken aback the I had to rewind the scene and make sure that was her. Triffling. I was a little annoyed that Ava didn’t know her “friend’s” voice when she was listening to them talk because Lorenzo’s phone didn’t hang up. I just KNEW she was going to catch the voice. But she too busy crying. Ava wasn’t nosey enough because a nosey bih would’ve been trying to figure out who’s talking. Ava was too far gone, in love, and in her feelings lol. I would’ve never thought Ava would’ve gotten her lick back on her the way that she did though. That was a good one and so a move I would’ve done if I do say so myself. Making friends on a job, I assume that’s how they met, is always tricky. You never know the true intent and that shit can be scary. I agree with Mesha keep friends as friends and co-workers as co-workers and don’t mix the 2.

Sheree, girlllll I hate his bitch ass did you that in the end smh. Why was I screaming get the baby out it can still live if you do it fast enough lmao? He ain’t have to do her that. He thought Sheree was a quiet dummy and ain’t have it in her because she was raised right. So he was just going to keep getting licks until he got tired and she never reach back on his ass. Naw that’s where people, specifically men, get and got it fucked up. Women get sick of your shit after a while, they get tired of you playing in their face, and being an embarrassment. I’ll never understand why men feel like their feelings are the only ones that matter so they can do what they want. Brandon was a bitch nigga too. Yes he wanted to know if he had a child in the world and that’s great but the way he talked to her was trash. He was doing too much, big ass. I liked Sheree she minded her business and did what needed to be done. Lorenzo’s bitch as ain’t have to do her that.

Lorenzo you’re a bitch. That’s all I have to say about him.

Ava girl you were unfortunately a fool in love. I’m sure almost every black woman can relate to her. Every woman might not have gotten their lick back in the way that she did but they can relate to being emotionally fucked with by a male and a “friend”. Why is there always a female somewhere on the sideline hating or pretending to be a friend when they literally could just be a friend? I’m not a fan of the '“girl’s girl” bullshit but like damn females need to get it together. Nothing in life is so serious to where you need to snake another woman over a man or about anything in reference to a man. However…you snake me I’mma get you back. The thoughts in my mind be so evil sometimes that I have had to fall back from getting my lick back several times. I goes far. I think that’s why I laughed so hard at the end of this movie. To get your lick back and the person you get it on ends up doing life in prison is a LICK you hear me! Um so good, smh.

Anyway though, I was just running my mouth through this review. Is it really even a review? No it’s just a chat session of sort lol. Am I sorry? Not really. Come chat with me about this movie. It was a good one if you haven’t seen it you should go watch. I didn’t spoil everything I promise. But thanks for getting this far in my little spill session. I’m off to watch another Tubi original, I’ll talk to you later girl BYE!

Love and light, Ase’

-Elle